phyllis stone

i often feel like my life is a very long tea party

seen through the screen of an old black-and-white television, fading and hard to make out

i once asked an old woman

about the experience of watching a television for the first time in her life

she said it was very big and beautiful and she looked very serious

i felt uncomfortable and out-of-place

i imagined a small girl, entranced by a black-and-white t.v.

the t.v. turns to her and looks sad and says, "there are serious problems

with the human condition which realistically no amount of self-referential postmodern poetry will solve"

the girl laughs hard, because she has never watched a television before

then she calls her friends on the telephone, to invite them

to a grand tea party